Check it out guys, I've been working on this regurgitation thing. (whispering) Run for it. ! Absolutely. MARGE MARGE Ooh, Bart is in deep, deep trouble. lizards? - Now! (holds up an Never plagiarize the work of The Simpsons creators. We'd met the enemy, and it was Montgomery Burns. Principal Skinner: Ah. (He whistles.) He'll be sucked into the turbine. SKINNER LISA The unsuspecting mother bird cares for them until the Episode 5F22, Season 10 B. TROY Of course, one thing Mother blue jay can't defend against is a set of steel tongs. Mother Simpson Written by Richard Appel Directed by David Silverman ===== Production code: 3F06 Original airdate in N.A. Here's your caption, boys. Oh man, it feels good to get out of that car. Later, the eggs start to hatch. I needed my power fix. (gasp) Bart! He switches Shame on you, Nelson Muntz! Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile? - Can you believe it? - What are you talking about? Oh! Perhaps, on a librarian's salary. The family park and get out of the car. Bet you can't hit that bird from here. Oh, my poor baby. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of The Others. - Oh, I had help from my friends in the underground. babies hatch and... devour her too. One was real pretty. (holding up a notepad) My civic duty, that's what. light bulb. No way! - That's Grandma Simpson? and it bites his finger.) When this baby goes off, Burns's lab is gonna be history, man! What's for supper? Uh, better start with Greek town. too cold and protects the eggs from the rain with a parasol. Written by David S. Cohen Back at home, Lisa talks to Bart in his room. Reverend Lovejoy, checking out a book. But this is my grave. Oh, Homer. You even compensated for the crooked sight! They never harmed a soul. Simpson. - Into death. SKINNER (she leaves). HOMER HOMER Stand up straight, Bart. Oh my God, he's getting away! Nelson is passing Milhouse, who is wearing a crash helmet. Now, Johnny Unitas- there's a haircut you could set your watch to. NELSON (blocking the doorway) Oh, am I in the way? BART If people don't support this thing, it might not make it. Oh, no. Sure. Or what about you put on these nerd glasses and I try to shoot them off? BART Uh, cancel that A. He's just a child. Well, it's 'cause of your old lady that I got rid of the asthma - that was keeping me out of the academy. that thrives on snake meat. Goo, goo. BART You disobeyed me, snuck over here, and murdered a helpless animal? Huh? - You're kidding! Simpson, uh, maybe you should actually go up there. MARGE Actually, it took fifty-three hours. Ah! MARGE BART way. A BB Gun or an Easy Bake Oven. Probably. Huh? These are the calling cards of a con artist. We know the fugitive visited that tombstone. You just made a very big mistake. Mail call! Oh, no! (reads letter) "Congratulations, your child, The boys notice a bird singing in a tree. Fade to credits. NELSON TEENAGER Come on, quit hogging the gun! MARGE Mother Simpson “Mom?” Homer to Mona "Mother Simpson" is the eighth episode of Season 7. It seems the rapacious reptiles Are you really egg-killers? Hmm, 75 bucks a pop plus interest and penalties. You are one cold blooded killer, dude! That was no accident. Look at me, Grandma. MARGE Dr. Simpson admits she did as well as her sisters who became successful as a lawyer, architect, and a sales coordinator at a bed company specializing in bunk and trundle beds.] Or reading comic books, what am I, Kreskin? Bart Simpson, do you know why you've been summoned before this tribunal? Simpson, Chief. Principal Skinner: Oh, egads! TEENAGER (hits her head on the door frame) D'oh! LISA Exactly what happened sometime after ten o'clock on the Sunday night of June 12, 1994 is still disputed, but most likely a single male (but perhaps the perpetrator and a by-standing friend) came through the back entrance of Nicole Brown Simpson's condominium on Bundy Drive in the prestigious Brentwood area of Los Angeles[LINK TO MAP]. And in what capacity? Uh, he went to play with a friend. Hmm? Now, uh, people. (he pauses then gives her more money.) Then he struggled with and repeatedly--about t… makes a choking sound) Oh yeah, hope you like Pop Tarts! It's like something out of Dickens. were made... by me. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas What do you expect? Off in the distance! I'm sorry I never come to see you. She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal. Stop making embarrassing writing mistakes. That's my Dad's shooting car. Uh, excuse me. Bart runs up the stairs, and onto the roof. Excuse me, can you tell us what type of birds these are? Asthma disappearing. BART LISA Then we'll call your husband. I'm pretty sure he's with Milhouse. (yelling very loudly) Bart!!! SKINNER Oh, wait. You may get messages about your Simpson Script that are intended to be nasty; do not take them to heart, but try to use them to improve your script. (a cat jumps from the tree onto his shoulder) I'm Bart Simpson! If they're to survive, they require the gentle warmth and tender love that only a mother can provide. Bart, hiding in an empty room, talks to his lizards. Did you kill that poor bird? It came with the burial plot. All right, one for... resident. it would be easier just to buy one? (calls upstairs) Bart! But I just can't say no to a weapon. (sniffs candle) Mmm... loganberry. Yes, yes, you're in the way! Gotta run! SKINNER Wait a minute. Yes, sir. Really? Oh, good. After faking his own death to get a day off work, Homer reunites with his mother Mona, whom he thought had died during his childhood.It was directed by David Silverman and was the first episode to be written by Richard Appel. I don't see Prussia, Siam or autogiro. - Oh, Abe! Hey, you're right... (pause) I call the front seat! We're knee-deep in our own droppings. - Please don't! EAGLE than that, Simpson. The … BART Mr. Mom, you're not looking! Smithers. You have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter. (stops Bart) You're not going out Where's Bart? Of course Homer's alive. in the basement. electric drill). And just now when a police car drove by, she ran into the house. Homer grabs it. Can we have sex? Bart stands in front of the dead bird to I've wanted to tell you. - But? Look at me! Wow, thanks, Nelson, I'll come by your house later! Well, where have you been all this time? Okay, what can I get for twelve, count 'em, twelve prize tickets? Get your germ lab out of here! me Mom. Homer's not dead. Eh, I got bored, so I started slapping you. Mom! BART NELSON I must've taped over that. Sixty-three. But I suppose Abe had his reasons. Surely SKINNER Now let's make the most of it! Get out of here, you ghouls! And you can call me Mother. Homer, you grew up so handsome. over here. Voila! The Simpsons D'oh! - Homer. Up here. Savor the moment. Enough bickering! So full of questions and bright, shiny eyes. In a few days, our eggs will hatch into nestlings, like these He pulls the lid off, and (she starts to walk out, then turns - Well, I tried. - No, Dad. “Mother Simpson” (season seven, episode eight; originally aired 11/19/1995) ... And while her interactions with her son avoid the easy answers about why Homer is the way he is, the script (by Richard Appel, a staff writer since season six receiving his first solo credit here) performs some specific shading for Lisa. One of the finest, bravest men ever to grace Sector 7G. It was 27 years. I'll bake another pie. No problem. HOMER Ayayayaya. That's the last bird on my list. I'll cross him off the list. Wow, you sure get a lot of balls for a quarter. (mocking Bart) Whoa, look at me, In a small, nearly enclosed area near the front gate, the man brutally slashed Nicole, almost severing her neck from her body. Only one member of the Springfield Seven was identified. What the- Now, here's a piece of bad news. I'm sure you were a wonderful son. Smithers, who was that corpse? My dad points it out every time we drive by. He lines it up, but then moves The mother chases them off. Young man, you're coming home with me this minute. BART She died when I was a kid! He tears up his piece of paper. Marge groans. Your electricity's in the name of HomerJ. Ooh, go-karts! peck your face off. SKINNER "Martha Stewart. The Simpsons arrive at the Family Fun Center. Hmm... hot food is tempting. original bart simpson drawing by sam simon (est. walk around like this. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogiro? I've been waiting Huh? No, wait, that sounds kinda fruity. - Okay, Mr. Right in the drawers. That dummy worked like a charm, Dad. Look at them sideburns! Marge, I'm gonna give you the card of our juvenile counselor. BART I can usually smell a scam from two towns over. You may remember me from such nature films as "Earwigs, That's what happens when you don't tip your letter carrier at Christmas. I know, I really screwed up. When Lisa's team plays her brother Bart's team in the championship game, their mother tries to minimize the importance of competition, while their fa-ther aggressively challenges them to fight mercilessly "to win your parents' love." Aw... (takes the pie) if anybody wants me, I'll be eating alone be exterminated as quickly and gruesomely as possible. BART Uh, sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago. Sure they are. I saw all your awards, Lisa. They're biting him and stealing his pants. When I was your age kids made fun of me because I read at the ninth-grade level. - That's okay, darling. Oh, I've never been so proud! It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 19, 1995. All right... oh, I hate folding sheets. Marge walks outside and sees a cable running up to the tree house. Hey, hey, Mr. In a tree, Troy puts a badger and a mongoose on the branch next to Slow and steady wins the race! It's a vicious ovoraptor. You'll always be a part of me. Muddy Mae Suggins?" - You could get hurt again. watt bulb. Mona Stevens. Mom, there's something you should know about me. Liste des scripts Cette section vous permet d'accéder au scripts complets de chaque épisode. You know, Grandma, I used to think maybe I was adopted. ! Ah! - What? - Me too! Whoa, major shot! Bart arrives at Nelson's house. I. I'm proud of you boy. They freeze you or something? No mistake. "Mona Simpson. (yelling from a distance) WHAT?!! How could I not become a radical when we were fighting a force of pure evil? Finally, You must've been so upset. (walking in) What the heck's going on? BART I've wanted to tell you. nasty plans for the Booby, the Titmouse, the Woodcock, and the Titpecker. Remember, whatever happens, you have a mother and she's truly proud of you. - Eight! I know that woman. You haven't been the same since your son went crazy in Vietnam. Two more ladies come by earlier that day. NELSON Skinner grabs the box, and they struggle. Bart? I almost always spoil the moment. - That's my name. Oh, man! BART Are you sure? Principal Skinner leads the discussion. Everyone cheers. At home, Homer and Marge fold laundry. Ew! ", and "Man Versus Nature: The Road to Victory". But, uh- Oh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros. The /r/TheSimpsons subreddit is fan base of redditors who love … EDNA KREBAPPEL without a scarf, are you? At least this time I'm awake for your good-bye. SKINNER Suddenly, the lizards spread out some flaps and glide to the ground. Then we'll call your husband. Oh, no! Oh! yourself directly to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer! Nelson bumps him harder, and Milhouse crashes. First how about I try and peg you in the stomach? What an angle! You stay away from Nelson Muntz. In all those years, why didn't you ever try to contact me? Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd. Nelson carves a message of the wall. Man, those are some funky-looking birds. F. [3] Efter fejkat sin egen död för att slippa jobbet för en dag upptäcker Homer att hans mor, Mona lever fast han trott att hon varit död i 27 år. You wanna play with little ! We just wanted you to put fresh newspaper on the tribunal floor! at the eggs) I think I'll call you Chirpy Boy, and you Bart Junior. Hey, listen to this! Thanks! Well, invite him to the country club. - Sing me my bedtime song, Mom. the lizards fly off the roof. Bart protects the eggs. ground and run off) Well, I hope you're happy, Bart. (still blocking the doorway) Sorry, I didn't realize I was in the Why did he call you "Killer"? All the cats run away, leaving the dead bird exposed. You've aged terribly. But I did. Smithers: That was very thoughtful of you, sir. What happens when we're overrun by SKINNER Therefore, they're For the first time, citizens need not fear It all started in the '60s. You had to leave to protect your family. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! " You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not. Isn't anybody in this dad-gummed cemetery dead? Rhetorical, eh? I had to leave! Nelson?! She pulls out a pie from underneath the nest. box of donuts from Bolivia. - I don't know. will buy it. Oh, it's a very complicated story. Valuing her eggs I'm so glad to see the spirit of the '60s is still alive in you kids. them to eat. It sure is. The branch broke off. Mistakes However, when they hatch they turn out to be a pair of destructive lizards. This is my room. - I hateJohn Knowles. Yep. I was going through her purse. - This is so weird. a film called "Birds: Our Fine Feathered Colleagues". - It could be a late night. Oh! LISA I punish, and I punish, and I punish, but it never own in the nest. (Bart turns MARGE They worked really … " Of course you'd say that. I soon found people who shared my views at the state college. And you're all set. You're not a super-stud like me! This is the eight episode in of the seventh season of The Simpsons titled "Mother Simpson" or well the ending of it. Elementary School Students.'". Four more years! turn shakes himself off onto Homer. Anthrax, gangrene, swimmer's ear. HOMER ! - I thought you were dead. I'll Kwanzaa you. MARGE to tell you this, but... y-your mother was involved in an incident. Why does my death keep coming back to haunt me? Who the heck is Margaret Simpson? Bart ran into a door frame and bit his tongue! Ah! Hey! You're an octo-wussy. Let me talk to him. HOMER TROY You could live with Grampa again. Ptooh their flower power- it's no match for my glower power. This bozo's gonna walk He snagged that tree branch. Hang in there, Dad, just half a basket left! him innocently) Don't use that look on me, I invented that look. I want you to straighten this out without a lot - of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo jumbo! You've checked out this Bible every weekend for the last nine years. Precious eggs. - How does what happen? The underground awaits. BART It's time to punch out of this yawn factory. Hang on! I am the Lindbergh baby. Eh, my Mom's got bigger problems. You awful, awful man! In a laboratory, Troy places the eggs into a glass box, lit with a It's hard to tell from this old picture, you know? "Lisa on Ice" includes additional themes of deviance, media socialization, the role of MARGE Ikso fatso. Sir, she's gone! This thing is all screwed up! How'd he get out of this? They're mighty impressive. Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him. Oh, Mom. BILLY Look, we know you bought the tombstone. This is where it ends. NELSON I'm just not a cemetery person. But then we're stuck with gorillas! Are not! I thought I dreamed that kiss. I'm sorry. Mom! "Killer"? (reaches top) "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. The cat runs into the kitchen, shakes itself off onto the dog, who in MARGE SKINNER the splatter. into Milhouse and knocks him over, but he bounces back up off the side The scene dissolves to the Kwik-E-Mart some time ago. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Mother_Simpson?oldid=114351. I'll miss you, Homer. I deserve to be punished. Oh, I've missed moments like this Mom. He walks out, and falls down the basement stairs yet again. «Mother Simpson» (рус. and killed by a group of lizards. He hits the bird, and it falls to the ground. the light on, but it does not come on and he falls down the stairs. Aah! Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Hey, everybody! NELSON Here's the tricky part. ! collided with the moon. - Which was? There's something fishy about Grandma. MARGE As my free gift to you, I’d like to give you a complimentary copy of my latest e-book, 35 Mistakes to Avoid in Your Writing. Burns looks through binoculars HOMER He's right out back in the hammock. NELSON birds. I'll just keep them as pets. Gather 'round, everyone! All right, I'll give you a moment. Take out wrenched ankle. I'll prove it to you. Oh. Back at Nelson's. Hi, everybody! Become a Better Writer Today! Simpsons TV Show. He needs to be isolated from They look awfully hungry, Mr. McClure. Clear up confusion between commonly misused words. 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